Maccus, Buccus and Pappus were once practicing open outcry on the trading floor, when the stock market suddenly fell down, and instead of crashing, it bounced off and up to reach the ceiling, then the sky, then the atmosphere, until it disappeared from sight.
he always panicked
when people started pontificating in public
about the advantages of punctuality.
but this time he had a pineapple
to throw at pensive joykillers.
one day mr Someday met miss There-And-Then, and he liked her so much that he told her ‘we should get a coffee together some day’, to which she replied ‘how about getting married today instead’, so to reach a compromise they went to get a coffee on that day in an old church converted into a vintage cafe’.